Age: Younger than 60, older than 2.
Weight: I'm tempted to lie, but instead I'll say it's none of your business.
Height: Taller than 3', and shorter than 6'6".
Eye color: It's not red, brown, orange, blue, gray, purple, ect...
War Cry: "Pet the friggin monkey!" (okay, not really... humor me here! pweeze?)
Likes: Privacy, Jhonen Vasquez, Writing, Drawing, looking at art, reading stories/fanfics, watching movies,
how i look in glasses, Ramen Noodles, when my ears don't hurt, and a bunch of other stuff.
Dislikes: Stalkers, bugs that creep and crawl and make little squelchy noises, homophobes, not being happy in general,
not seeing the movie i wanna, and a bunch of other stuff.
Picture of me, which is new proof that I'm trying to taking over the world(slightly edited): Here. I'm so thorough.